Day 61

Public Points of Interest (PPoI)

FROZEN AT FLINDERS

Google it! There are heaps of videos.

The basic gist was you had to set your watches to Flinders St time, at 6.55pm enter the station, and at 7pm, freeze exactly in place for 5 minutes.. then at 7.05, just keep going as if nothing had happened... amazinggggggg. 

A group effort with hilarious/awesome results!

Things like this don't happen enough.. but I guess if they happened more they would have less impact............ 

I wish I had been there!!!!!!!

OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT?

I know that the American election will affect us Australians in many ways but honestly, I think there are a few people getting a little testy about an election that isn't really theirs to get testy about. Or maybe I should care more?

Maybe, by not caring, I'm conforming to the stereotype of my generation which is either to be a single minded,  inwardly focused brat or a raging tree hugger. (Don't ask.)

I hope Obama wins because I would hate for John McCain to die & Sarah Palin to become President by default. That said, I think if Obama wins, he needs to prove that he's more than pretty speeches.. lets see the substance behind the snazz! 

That is all.

Lists of Love (LoL)

HOW TO CAUSE CONFLICT/PREVENT CONFLICT/HAVE FUN IN THE WORKPLACE (all in the one list! crazy!)

1. Pretend to be mute

2. Speak fake Swahili to your workmates instead of English

3. Finish every sentence with the ultimate anger-deflating word, please. Please.

4. Run away when anyone yells.

5. Hide in a box whenever the lights flicker and yell "earthquake!"

6. Do super stupid things so they leave you to your own devices in frustration.

7. Whisper when asking trivial questions, such as "where did that pen go?"

8. Don't go to work.

9. Quit.

10. Don't quit...........Please

(((I reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyyyy can't believe how difficult my work is making my life.. i just want to break windows!)))

SONGS TO FALL ASLEEP TO

1. Caroline - John Butler Trio

2. Silver Wings/Come all You Weary - Thrice

3. Such Great Heights - Postal Service

4. Pursuit of Happiness - Nuno Bettencourt

REASONS WHY FULL TIME WORK IS AWESOME

1. Weekends

2. Good pay

3. Routine (yes, this is a positive, i like a certain level of routine in my life)

4. Weekends

5. Corporate fashion

6. Business Cards

7. Weekends (!!!!!!!!!!!!)

REASONS WHY FULL TIME WORK SUCKS

1. Early mornings

2. Trains

3. Long days

4. No room for spontaneity

5. Early mornings

6. Peak hour people-traffic in the city

7. Quotas

8. Acting responsible when you really want to run down the street squealing.

PICTURE FOR PAUL (PFP)

He probably won't ever read this, but this is for Paul & all my other Apple hating friends.. i love you, just not your PC.

There should probably be more to this but I'm tired.

So ner.

Going into the new job tomorrow for a bit of a half day. 

Should be fun.

I hope.

STAY TUNED.