Saturday, October 4, 2008

Day 30

TODAY'S MOST POPULAR STORIES ON NINEMSN


- So, Salma, you're half lesbian? (Even if she was - that's so Lindsay Lohan)

-OJ Simpson guilty in robbery, kidnap trial 

- Palin lookalike used in porn movie (Why would someone admit to watching that?)
 
- Teen dies after fall from Coogee cliff

- Bingle & Clarke still together (Who the bloody hell cares? HA. I'm so funny.)



What about the fact that the U.S. House of Reps approved the $700 billion (U.S.) Wall Street bailout?
I think that's pretty huge.
Bigger than someone misunderstanding Salma Hayek's accent.. :s
Our society can be unashamedly shallow & materialistic.. scary.



TOP STORIES FROM CHERYL'S SATURDAY 4TH OF OCTOBER 2008

- Sleeping in proves to be excellent cure for tiredness (I KNOW! CRAZY.)

- Patrick Dempsey stays true to form in cheesy & predictable (but still enjoyable- chick flick) 'Made of Honor'

- Katey J makes a return to the stage in 'The life of Cheryl'  (Happy Birthday Dean, and hugs to Kate, let's hang out more often than we have been!)

- An electronic drum kit tops the list of 'things to steal from someone else because I can't afford to buy one'

- Most dramatic shift in recent times recorded at Civic Video - see inside for apparent stalkers, policemen, injured seniors and thousands of unruly customers.

- Daylight Savings drops in popularity polls as it thieves a whole hour from innocent sleepers.




That is all.

2 comments:

Josette Aeryn said...

Re Bingle and Clark - you're HILARIOUS Cheryl! I think you should be ashamed of yourself for comitting such a corny joke to paper for all the world to see!

I love the blog. I'm so glad that it is now officially recognised that sleep is a cure for tiredness :)

I look forward to reading more,

Love,
No 1 Cheryl Fan

Josette Aeryn said...

Also, what happened at Civic? Was it exciting? Were there tears? Was there BLOOD?! Intrigue...

I agree with you that those shoe-pants are superly-dooperly cool, but the wierd wood+ribbon things in the picture underneath are just plain wierd.

Here is my word verification for today:
nvcsi

Love,
No 1 Cheryl Fan