Thursday & Friday kind of melted into one, hence the combined post.
Cheryl
1 - A perfect girl, someone you can always rely on, kind caring, a great sense of humor, and just amazing
"Cheryl is amazing!!"
2 - A Crack head beast, someone who is nasty.
That is such a cheryl!
Next
adj.
1) Weird, out of place, odd, different
2) Confusing, nonsensical
Always said with emphasis, perhaps derived from something along the lines of "This is stupid...next!"
1) "What you goin' out with her for, man? She's NEXT, yo"
2) "Yo, guy, this math problem is NEXT"
Dance
1 - The manipulation of movement.
"Would you care to dance?"
"Hey look, the feather is dancing in the wind!"
"It's a dance dance revolution!"
2 - Something that you need to know how to do if you want any hope of getting laid.
If you want ever want to get laid, learn how to dance.
Broady
Abbreviation for low income Melbourne suburb, Broadmeadows. Located in western suburbs and populated primarily by wogs, choccos and lebos. Primary location for public housing tenemants, large families and hotted up, usually stolen vehicles. Similar to Sydney's Bankstown.
"My cousin Con was parked outside Broady Maccas for 5 minutes and someone stole the rims off his fully sick VL" or "Im going to visit my 378 cousins in Broady for Greek Easter"
Chuck Taylors
1 - A pair of Converse shoes that have a flat rubber sole. They come in either high top or low top, and the low tops are a little bit cheaper than the high tops. They also wear down quickly. Just cause they're worn by somebody, it doesn't make them a poseur, goth, or whatever. They're just a pair of shoes.
"Chucks are old-school, but now they're turning into more of a trend"
2 - old school converse shoes.
nowadays they have become a trend. pfsht.
"i need to get some new chucks, man."
Summer
The season between spring and autumn for going to the beach and tanning excessively while shamelessly flirting with every gorgeous beach boy in sight.
I never spend a single summer day in anything more than a bikini.
six degrees of separation
The theory that any two people in the world are connected in some way by no more than six people
sleep
1 - You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!
2 - is better than everything.
Sleep is best.
(minor) Trashbag
Trash bag is an Australian invented word, but a global concept. A
Trash bag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and
generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.
*Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the
toilet queue.
*Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.
*Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you
are.
*Taking at least 60 photos of yourself
*Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
*Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going
to work/school.
*Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fos in your own
privacy.
*Crying/stacking it/booting/all three
*Sustaining an unidentified party injury
*Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a
while. Or worse, family.
*Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you
mocking and insulting them.
also..
I think i talk too much about myself. this is a personal blog i suppose, but i re read my posts and i think i sound very self absorbed. Which i am at times. However I feel the need to clarify that i do care about the world at large and am very interested in current affairs and the like, even though I don't write about them here. That is all.
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