So Tuesday is like my Monday, because it's the first day of uni for the week.. and i have a serious case of monday-itis. Hence a survey taking the place of a proper post. Enjoy.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Open a Star Burst with your Tounge?
why would i do that?
Had a Spit Ball Fight?
I'll fight you.
Peed in a Pool?
EW.
Laughd so Hard you Cried?
Often.
Drank Something that Came out your Nose?
+stares blankly+
Been in the Hospital?
i was born and i broke my arm. twice. those aren't related statements. they just relate to the question. and no i was not physically born twice. this is getting confusing.
Gotten Sun Burnt?
yeah man.
Drove a Car?
+cries+
Cooked Something Without Burning it?
indeed i have.
Gotten So Drunk you Couldnt Remember WTF you Did?
Not really.
Been on a Boat Without Getting Sea Sick?
Uh huh. I like boats, but only for really short amounts of time. I think a cruise would kill me.
Watch the Sun Come Up?
Yeshhh.
Lost a Sock in the Laundry?
It's more often that i just forget to put a sock in the laundry.
Held a Snake?
YES! so rad.
Went a Week Without Takeing a Shower/Changing your Clothes?
no. ew.
Been Called a Bitch?
ohhh so often.
How about a Fag?
um. not to my face? why all the insults, myspace survey? have some love.
Queer?
What? Oh, have i been called it??
why would i do that?
Had a Spit Ball Fight?
I'll fight you.
Peed in a Pool?
EW.
Laughd so Hard you Cried?
Often.
Drank Something that Came out your Nose?
+stares blankly+
Been in the Hospital?
i was born and i broke my arm. twice. those aren't related statements. they just relate to the question. and no i was not physically born twice. this is getting confusing.
Gotten Sun Burnt?
yeah man.
Drove a Car?
+cries+
Cooked Something Without Burning it?
indeed i have.
Gotten So Drunk you Couldnt Remember WTF you Did?
Not really.
Been on a Boat Without Getting Sea Sick?
Uh huh. I like boats, but only for really short amounts of time. I think a cruise would kill me.
Watch the Sun Come Up?
Yeshhh.
Lost a Sock in the Laundry?
It's more often that i just forget to put a sock in the laundry.
Held a Snake?
YES! so rad.
Went a Week Without Takeing a Shower/Changing your Clothes?
no. ew.
Been Called a Bitch?
ohhh so often.
How about a Fag?
um. not to my face? why all the insults, myspace survey? have some love.
Queer?
What? Oh, have i been called it??
Yes, it's totally my middle name.
Loser?
Yes, yes you are.
Whore?
SRU4L baby..
Slut?
this is a really mean survey.
Had a Bf/Gf?
No. I am incapable of entering into relationship with other humans. It's a disease. I was born with it.
Went Golfing?
Golfing? Golf. Boringgg. I only like golf clubs when i can hit other stuff with them and not have to wait my turn.
Had Jello Shots?
I'll shoot you.
Had a Big Crush but they didnt Like You Back?
Why is 'big crush' capitalised?
Stolen Your Familys Car?
+SMASHHHH+
Gotten Blamed For Something you Didnt Do?
I boycott. I'm not answering any more questions that disrespect English language.
Snuck Out of the House?
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1) how is your hair right now?
Don't know, ask it.
2) where were you last night?
Working.
3)where is your phone?
No idea..
4)how many windows are open on your computer?
Two.
5)what do you have planned for the weekend?
Work, 21st, heading out, church, gospel :)
6)last thing you drank?
Aqua, baby.
7)where is your mum?
Out somewhere.
8)what are you listening to?
The Roots.
9)would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
i'm not kissing anyone ever again. too complicated.
10)last text message you got?
from Erin. thanks man.
11)what are you doing tomorrow?
Uni. then WORKKK. Not looking forward to it.
12)do you think next week will be a good week?
I hope so
13)what are you doing tomorrow night?
didn't i already tell you?? stalker.
14)what is on your mind right now?
Lots of anger.
16)who can you tell anything to?
Jesus.
17)what is annoying you right now?
everyone & everything. except my parents.
18)when was the last time you did something illegal?
Pretty sure it's illegal in this country to not want to go out and get trashed every single weekend, do really dumb things, cause people pain, and think it's cool. So in that sense, i live a very illegal life. Excuse me for preferring a more intelligent form of entertainment.
19)how many piercings do you have?
two.
20)a quote to live by?
"when it doesn't work, hit it with something"
21)who did you last talk to on the phone?
Mum.
22)who do you miss?
Nani. Paul.
23)where will you be this time next month?
Ask me then, stalker.
24)what are you doing after this?
i love how after i decide not to answer any badly written questions, they're all in lower case. freaky
25)have you ever taken drugs?
Panadol. Wanna fight about it?
26)do you have any regrets from this week?
No, but it's only tuesday. Give me time.
27) do you believe in god?
I do.
28) who were you last in a car with?
Kanan.
30) would you go back if you could?
To sleep? heck yes.
Maybe I should:
kick your ass.
I Wish:
i had my lisence.
Chocolate is:
pretty rad.
I last ate:
chocolate biscuit.
Love is:
for everyone.
Is your hair wet?
No. Is your brain melting?
Are you wearing chap stick?
Are you using only a quarter of your intelligence?
Are you tired?
Are you kidding?
Are you mad:
Are you making it worse?
Are you upset?:
Is that not the same thing?
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice?
yes.
Been overseas?
yes.
Lost someone close?
yes.
Been drunk and threw up?
NO && proud of it.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THIS MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend:
yes, yes i have.
Fallen out of love?
I hit a door?
Laughed until you almost cried?
Said this already.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
RANDOM:
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend / girlfriend smokes?
depends on how much they smoke.
Have you been to New York City?
I flew over it?
Who is the last person you added to your contacts list in your phone?
Um. No idea.
Have you ever tattooed anyone's name on you?
No.
Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
Yup.
What color phone do you have?
RED
What were you doing at 2AM?
Sleeping :) it was awesome.
Loser?
Yes, yes you are.
Whore?
SRU4L baby..
Slut?
this is a really mean survey.
Had a Bf/Gf?
No. I am incapable of entering into relationship with other humans. It's a disease. I was born with it.
Went Golfing?
Golfing? Golf. Boringgg. I only like golf clubs when i can hit other stuff with them and not have to wait my turn.
Had Jello Shots?
I'll shoot you.
Had a Big Crush but they didnt Like You Back?
Why is 'big crush' capitalised?
Is it a proper noun?
If that's even what you're supposed to capitalise?
And 'like you back' ? What is that?
Pierced Anything?
Ya mum.
Had a Tattoo?
Had one? like, past tense? "Oh, i had a tattoo, then i lost it"
Shaved Your Legs/Face?
Go french.
Knotted a Cherry Stem With your Tounge?
No. Should get onto that.
Dressd up For Halloween?
Nooooo i live in Australia, dummy.
Smoked a Ciggarette?
Yeahhh.
Smoked Weed?
Nahhh.
Went Over your cell minutes?
Yeahhhh.
Got Into a Arguement with a teacher?
OHHH.
"Are you arguing with me, girl?"
"NO, I'm just trying to have a rational discussion with my lecturer but she seems to lack the mental capability to comprehend this"
+SLAP+
How About a Fight?
i always fight. i'm a very angry person.
Missd Someone So bad it Hurt?
YES :( somewhat uncool.
(soooo much dodgy capitalisation in this thing, it's killing me)
Missed someone so bad you couldnt Eat or Sleep?
Uh. No?
Seen a Dead Body?
No. Thankfully.
Sang To Yourself in the Mirror?
Always!
Cut yourself Shaveing?
Shaeving?
Drank a RedBull?
YUM.
Sang karaoke?
YUM.
Spilled Something on Your Self?
YUM. oh wait.
Ate So much You Wanted to Throw Up?
WHY ALL THE CAPITALS??? WHY???
Workd Out At a Gym?
Workd as opposed to worked?
Drank a PinaColada out of a CocoNut?
CocoNut??!
OH MY GOD. YOU PEOPLE ARE ILLITERATE!!!
Ate a Whole Trey of Oreos?
PSSSSSHT. yes.
Toilet Papered Someones House?
Noo. LAME.
How About Egged a House?
EVEN LAMER.
Trippd Over your Shoe Laces?
Tripped.
Made a Funny Video?
No. Wait. Yes.
Made Fun Of Somebody and got caught?
caught?
Playd a Prank On somebody on April Fools Day?
Played. Prank on. ZOMGGGGGGGGGGG IM ANGRY
Got spanked By your Parents?
please. get in front of that car. so it will hit you.
Pierced Anything?
Ya mum.
Had a Tattoo?
Had one? like, past tense? "Oh, i had a tattoo, then i lost it"
Shaved Your Legs/Face?
Go french.
Knotted a Cherry Stem With your Tounge?
No. Should get onto that.
Dressd up For Halloween?
Nooooo i live in Australia, dummy.
Smoked a Ciggarette?
Yeahhh.
Smoked Weed?
Nahhh.
Went Over your cell minutes?
Yeahhhh.
Got Into a Arguement with a teacher?
OHHH.
"Are you arguing with me, girl?"
"NO, I'm just trying to have a rational discussion with my lecturer but she seems to lack the mental capability to comprehend this"
+SLAP+
How About a Fight?
i always fight. i'm a very angry person.
Missd Someone So bad it Hurt?
YES :( somewhat uncool.
(soooo much dodgy capitalisation in this thing, it's killing me)
Missed someone so bad you couldnt Eat or Sleep?
Uh. No?
Seen a Dead Body?
No. Thankfully.
Sang To Yourself in the Mirror?
Always!
Cut yourself Shaveing?
Shaeving?
Drank a RedBull?
YUM.
Sang karaoke?
YUM.
Spilled Something on Your Self?
YUM. oh wait.
Ate So much You Wanted to Throw Up?
WHY ALL THE CAPITALS??? WHY???
Workd Out At a Gym?
Workd as opposed to worked?
Drank a PinaColada out of a CocoNut?
CocoNut??!
OH MY GOD. YOU PEOPLE ARE ILLITERATE!!!
Ate a Whole Trey of Oreos?
PSSSSSHT. yes.
Toilet Papered Someones House?
Noo. LAME.
How About Egged a House?
EVEN LAMER.
Trippd Over your Shoe Laces?
Tripped.
Made a Funny Video?
No. Wait. Yes.
Made Fun Of Somebody and got caught?
caught?
Playd a Prank On somebody on April Fools Day?
Played. Prank on. ZOMGGGGGGGGGGG IM ANGRY
Got spanked By your Parents?
please. get in front of that car. so it will hit you.
right there.
yep.
do you want me to spell Road with a capital letter?
will that help you understand?
Stolen Your Familys Car?
+SMASHHHH+
Gotten Blamed For Something you Didnt Do?
I boycott. I'm not answering any more questions that disrespect English language.
Snuck Out of the House?
----------
1) how is your hair right now?
Don't know, ask it.
2) where were you last night?
Working.
3)where is your phone?
No idea..
4)how many windows are open on your computer?
Two.
5)what do you have planned for the weekend?
Work, 21st, heading out, church, gospel :)
6)last thing you drank?
Aqua, baby.
7)where is your mum?
Out somewhere.
8)what are you listening to?
The Roots.
9)would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
i'm not kissing anyone ever again. too complicated.
10)last text message you got?
from Erin. thanks man.
11)what are you doing tomorrow?
Uni. then WORKKK. Not looking forward to it.
12)do you think next week will be a good week?
I hope so
13)what are you doing tomorrow night?
didn't i already tell you?? stalker.
14)what is on your mind right now?
Lots of anger.
16)who can you tell anything to?
Jesus.
17)what is annoying you right now?
everyone & everything. except my parents.
18)when was the last time you did something illegal?
Pretty sure it's illegal in this country to not want to go out and get trashed every single weekend, do really dumb things, cause people pain, and think it's cool. So in that sense, i live a very illegal life. Excuse me for preferring a more intelligent form of entertainment.
19)how many piercings do you have?
two.
20)a quote to live by?
"when it doesn't work, hit it with something"
21)who did you last talk to on the phone?
Mum.
22)who do you miss?
Nani. Paul.
23)where will you be this time next month?
Ask me then, stalker.
24)what are you doing after this?
i love how after i decide not to answer any badly written questions, they're all in lower case. freaky
25)have you ever taken drugs?
Panadol. Wanna fight about it?
26)do you have any regrets from this week?
No, but it's only tuesday. Give me time.
27) do you believe in god?
I do.
28) who were you last in a car with?
Kanan.
30) would you go back if you could?
To sleep? heck yes.
Maybe I should:
kick your ass.
I Wish:
i had my lisence.
Chocolate is:
pretty rad.
I last ate:
chocolate biscuit.
Love is:
for everyone.
Is your hair wet?
No. Is your brain melting?
Are you wearing chap stick?
Are you using only a quarter of your intelligence?
Are you tired?
Are you kidding?
Are you mad:
Are you making it worse?
Are you upset?:
Is that not the same thing?
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice?
yes.
Been overseas?
yes.
Lost someone close?
yes.
Been drunk and threw up?
NO && proud of it.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THIS MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend:
yes, yes i have.
Fallen out of love?
I hit a door?
Laughed until you almost cried?
Said this already.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
RANDOM:
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend / girlfriend smokes?
depends on how much they smoke.
Have you been to New York City?
I flew over it?
Who is the last person you added to your contacts list in your phone?
Um. No idea.
Have you ever tattooed anyone's name on you?
No.
Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
Yup.
What color phone do you have?
RED
What were you doing at 2AM?
Sleeping :) it was awesome.
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