Breathing.

Are you feeling tired, or weak? 
Do you feel light headed? 
Are you getting dizzy spells? 
If you are experiencing one, or all of these symptoms, it may be because you're not breathing 

Breathing is a safe and effective way of fightingdeath and death related symptoms 
Most doctors agree that breathing is an excellent way to stay alive 

Did you know that organisms breathe to avoid death by asphyxiation? 
And if it wasn't for breathing, the Beatles wouldn't exist 

So what are you waiting for? 
It's safe, affordable and great for your sex life! 

So start breathing today! Or else, start dying. 

If you've been stabbed, shot, or diagnosed with a terminal illness, breathing may not help prolong your life. Results may vary.