"I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? When I play, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, dickhead."
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA.
ALSO!
i've decided on summer plans.
beach mission for the first two weeks of january.
two days at home.
then anna & i are road tripping up to Brisvegas!!!!!
Gonna go inland, then spend a few days with a friend of hers, then meander our way back to Melbs via Coff's Harbour, Tweed Heads, Byron Bay, Tamworth & anywhere else that strikes our fancy.
Cannot. Freaking. Wait.
This summer is going to be the best yet.
